pokemon dont have a prom they have a pokeball
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably?
I’m beginning to think he’s got sensitive teeth! Or given his self confessed sweet tooth they forgot the sugar!
Don’t forget this set…
Credit to adawninglight for those two from The Rattigan Enigma
Damn, this girl was prepared.Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
Eclipse lunar 2014
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
math more like no
do squirrels think about stuff
no because they’re so darn stupid