what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
It’s amazing how often Donna is needed to tell the Doctor to stop. It makes me wonder what would have happened had she seen eleven during some episodes.
The Doctor doesn’t need a gaggle of women who basically step aside and let him do whatever because they have a fucking crush on him.
He needs someone to yell out “oi! Spaceman you stop it right now or i’ll slap you so hard you won’t need a tardis to see tomorrow!”
Or the quiet voice of reason that says “that’s enough, you can stop now.”
Reblogging for the comment ^
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
this show is literally my life
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.
Even I didn’t jump first.
Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.
you know when you’re reading a book and someone asks you what it’s about, it’s so frustrating trying to even begin to explain what it’s about, like how do you get them to understand an entire world that you’ve submerged yourself in, the feeling it gives you when you read it, or the love you get to feel towards fictional characters???
you just have to answer with like a really lame description that would never do it justice and it sucks