okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
get to know me meme: five movies — pitch perfect (2012)
"Listen up, A-ca-ballers. I have been rejected by the army, shoved into a Dora the Explorer backpack, and pushed into the girls’ locker room wearing nothing but suspenders. But no matter, I am in the world that I love."
things to start doing:
- drink more water
- carry a camera everywhere i go
- read more books than i already do
- go for walks
- do yoga more often
- go to bed earlier
- enjoy the little things
- go outside more
- stop comparing myself to others
- stick to my goals n stop putting things off
- write down my feelings
- smile more, especially at random people
the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life
this woukd have made me so happy
this was the best filler episode of all time.
the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers
this is still the best thing on the internet
I think netflix made a mistake..
Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button
imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters
when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again